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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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