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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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