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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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