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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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