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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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