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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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