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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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