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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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