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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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