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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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