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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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