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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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