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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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