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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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