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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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