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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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