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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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