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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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