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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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