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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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