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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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