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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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