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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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