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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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