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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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