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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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