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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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