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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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