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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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