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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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