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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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