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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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