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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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