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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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