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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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