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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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