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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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