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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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