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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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