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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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