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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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