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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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