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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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