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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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