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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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