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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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