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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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