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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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