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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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