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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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