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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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