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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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