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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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