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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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