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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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