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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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