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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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