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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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