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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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