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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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