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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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