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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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