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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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