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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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