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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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