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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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