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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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