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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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