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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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