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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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