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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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