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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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