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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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