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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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