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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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