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It escapes me.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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