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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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