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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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