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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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