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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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