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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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