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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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