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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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