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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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