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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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