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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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