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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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