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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Gaucho Marx

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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