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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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