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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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