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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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