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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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