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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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