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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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