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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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