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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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