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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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