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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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