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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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