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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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