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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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