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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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