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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a completely full parking lot?

They are both spotless.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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