Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?
What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?
What is a motto of a podiatrist?
What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?
How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?
What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?
Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?
How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?
What did the miner say when he found gold?
Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?
What kind of tea seems to last forever?
If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?