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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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