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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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