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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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