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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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