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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Gaucho Marx

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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