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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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