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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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