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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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