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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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