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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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