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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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