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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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