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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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