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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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