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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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