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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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