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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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