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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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