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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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