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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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