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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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