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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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