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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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