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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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