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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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