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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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