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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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