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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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