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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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