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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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