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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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