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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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