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It escapes me.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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