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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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