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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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