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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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