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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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