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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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