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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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