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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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