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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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