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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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