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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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