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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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