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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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