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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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