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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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