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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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