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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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