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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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