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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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