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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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