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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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