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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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