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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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