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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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