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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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