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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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