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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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