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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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