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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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