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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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