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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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