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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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