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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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