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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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