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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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