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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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