Pictures:

What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

2047

How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

847

In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

2246

When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

1127

What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

499

What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

1398

What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

2934

Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

1022

What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

2205

What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

430

What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

672

Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

3234