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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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