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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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