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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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