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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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