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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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