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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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