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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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