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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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