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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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