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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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