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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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