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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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