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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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