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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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