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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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