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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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