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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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