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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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