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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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