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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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