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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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