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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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