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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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