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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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