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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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