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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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