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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Yisro Whale

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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