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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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