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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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