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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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