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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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