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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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