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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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