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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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