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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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