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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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