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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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