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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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