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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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