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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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