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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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