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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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