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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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