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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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