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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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A buoys club.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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