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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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