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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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