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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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