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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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